It’s 2025. You’re reviewing a Pull Request. The code is clean. The tests pass. The logic seems sound. But something feels... off. It’s too perfect. Too rigid. It lacks the chaotic, creative energy of a human being who just downed three espressos.
Welcome to the era of Vibe Coding. As AI tools like GitHub Copilot and ChatGPT become standard, the ability to distinguish between "machine-generated" and "human-crafted" code is becoming a crucial skill for senior developers.
This isn't about gatekeeping. It's about understanding intent. Humans write code to solve problems for other humans. AI writes code to satisfy a prompt. The difference is subtle, but it's everywhere.
Defining the Styles
🤖 The AI Style
- ▪ Risk-Averse: Wraps everything in try-catch blocks.
- ▪ Over-Explanatory: Comments explain syntax, not logic.
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▪
Generic Naming: Loves
data,item, andresult. - ▪ Linear Flow: rarely uses early returns or guard clauses effectively.
👨💻 The Human Style
- ▪ Context-Aware: Names reflect the business domain.
- ▪ Pragmatic: Uses "hacks" when they make sense.
- ▪ Storytelling: Code flows like a narrative.
- ▪ Opinionated: Shows personal preference in structure.
1. Variable Naming: The Dead Giveaway
AI models are trained on the average of all code. This means they regress to the mean of variable naming. They choose the safest, most statistically probable option. Humans, however, have context.
const processList = (data) => {
const result = [];
for (const item of data) {
if (item.isValid) {
result.push(item.value);
}
}
return result;
}
Note the use of data, result, item, and list. It tells you nothing about what is actually happening.
const getActiveUserIds = (users) => {
return users
.filter(u => u.hasSubscription)
.map(u => u.id);
}
Specific naming (users, hasSubscription) and concise logic. It communicates intent.
2. Structural Flow & "Guard Clauses"
AI tends to nest. It thinks in a linear "if this, then that, else that" pattern. Experienced human developers hate nesting. We use "Guard Clauses" (returning early) to keep the "happy path" at the root indentation level.
The "Arrow Code" Problem (AI)
function updateUser(user) {
if (user) {
if (user.isActive) {
if (user.hasPermission) {
// ... update logic
return true;
} else {
return false;
}
} else {
return false;
}
} else {
return false;
}
}
The "Flat" Solution (Human)
function updateUser(user) {
if (!user || !user.isActive) return false;
if (!user.hasPermission) return false;
// ... update logic
return true;
}
3. Comment Patterns
We've talked about this before, but it bears repeating. AI comments are descriptive. Human comments are justificative.
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AI:
// Set the timeout to 5000ms
(Useless. The code says `timeout = 5000`.) -
Human:
// 5000ms is enough for the legacy API, but short enough to fail fast on mobile.
(Gold. Explains the "why" and the trade-offs.)
4. Line Variety & "Texture"
This is a more advanced heuristic. AI code tends to have a very uniform "texture." Lines are often of similar length. Blocks are evenly spaced. It looks like a wall of text.
Human code has rhythm. We group related lines together. We add extra whitespace for breathing room around complex logic. We write one-liners next to 10-line function calls.
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5. Creativity Signals
Finally, look for the spark of life. Humans get bored. We get creative. We use:
- Idiomatic patterns:
!!userinstead ofBoolean(user). - Domain slang:
nukeCache()instead ofclearCache(). - TODOs with personality:
// TODO: This is ugly, fix before Steve sees it.
Conclusion
As we move into 2025, the goal isn't to stop using AI. It's to stop thinking like AI. Use the tools to generate the boilerplate, but inject your own soul into the architecture, the naming, and the "why".
Your code is your voice. Don't let the machine drown it out.
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